Have a Sublime Valentine’s Day!

Are You a Good Witch or a Bad Witch?

Ever since I was a little girl, my heart has skipped a beat for sexy villains.  I love black leather.  Right now I’m wearing “Wicked” nail polish (by Essie). Clearly, I’m no Glinda. And you? Happy Halloween, kittens!

Sublimefemme Tells All, No. 34

Have a wonderful day unless you’ve made other plans.  Or don’t have these shoes. I swear I used to have a pair just like them!

Glitter and Kisses

The life of the glitterati may be exhausting, but I’m never too tired to pull out my glitter eye liner and ring in the new year in style. I know I’ve been scarce lately (it’s the fierce fatigue, I swear) but I really do miss you, my darlings.  Sending you new year’s kisses and femmetastic [...]

Jewish Girls Gone Wild

Happy new year to all you nice (and naughty) Jewish girls out there!  I have to admit, this video isn’t specifically about Rosh Hashanah but you’ll love it anyway, I promise. My favorite line:  ”My parents are only somewhat judgmental.” Good god, my mother is the most judgmental person in the Western hemisphere! However, when [...]

Hats Off

“I may have to confiscate that brim,” said the stud airport security guard to Van as we traversed the Houston airport.  We were on our way to our vacation spot on the west coast and Van was wearing a very sharp Panama hat that always attracts the attention of hat lovers.  Van is never afraid [...]

Femme at the Grill

Don’t try this at home, darlings.  I really am roasting a whole chicken on the grill tonight, but I will not be topless!

Love Story

As many of you already know, my Van is a private person so I try not to put her and our life center stage in my blog.  But since Valentine’s Day is coming up–which I love as only a femme can; V-Day haters step away now!–I don’t think Van will mind me telling you a little [...]

Have a Sublime New Year!

Hello darlings I’ve missed you!  Hope you all had a wonderful holiday season. Van and I are back at home after spending the holidays with her family. During our bazillion hours at various airports I was working on a Sublimefemme’s Favorite Things post, until I told Van about it and she said, “That’s easy; sex [...]

Get Your Femme On! (Holiday Edition)

Yes, my lovelies, the holiday season is upon us. Van and I just got our xmas tree today (Van’s all about the tree), so it’s officially time for SF’s holiday how- to.  I don’t think I can top last year’s guide and really, why mess with a good thing, right?  Enjoy! Getting Your Femme On for the Holidays [...]