Bon voyage, my darlings! I’m writing you from the “penthouse” lido deck of the most uberglam lesbian cruise ever–the mothership of all femme cruises–and we’re just about to set sail! My debonair escort and I will be traveling to an exotic destination over the rainbow while drinking lots of champagne, indulging in decadent pleasures, and doing beaucoup research for the blog!
I know what you’re wondering… where exactly is this “over the rainbow” place and do troubles really melt like lemon drops there? These are very important questions indeed. I’ll report back, I promise. In the meantime, know that I already miss you all terribly. Be naughty while I’m gone so you’ll have lots to tell me when I get back next week!
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