Bye Bye My Old Friends

You may have seen some TMZ photos of me checking into The Lady Gaga Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Drug and Alcohol Treatment Center, but I know you’re much too smart to believe everything you see in the tabloids.  Don’t worry, my darlings!  It’s not the drinking and pill popping that have me knocking on Gaga’s door.  I’ve been diagnosed with a rare but glamorous form of exhaustion known as “fierce fatigue” among celebrities and trendsetters.  (It’s like gay fatigue, but without the existential identity crisis).

Please accept my thanks to all of you from the bottom of my heart for standing by me. Because of the overwhelming support and love from my amazing fans, I’m inspired and determined to (yawn)…what was I saying?… beat this thing. My wonderful publicist, Deborah Zimmerman, will post occasional updates on my progress, so stay tuned.  In the meantime, be well my lovelies!  xoxo

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